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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 23, 2004 22:31:11 GMT -5
I'd lean out the window and yell "I'm lex luthor!" until somebody told me to shut up. Then I'd hop in my old beater and drive down the freeway shouting it. What would you do if every rap musician in the world came to your house for a "totally rappin' drug party" with a bunch of fat ugly girls?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 23, 2004 22:39:59 GMT -5
I'd bust a cap in they heads. Fo shizzle my nizzle
What would you do if you were alergic to everything?
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 23, 2004 22:54:31 GMT -5
I'd die from a massive anaphalactic reaction. Or live in a bubble, like bubble boy.
What would you do if the populace of the world (except you) suffered a sudden and irreversable fifty percent IQ loss?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 23, 2004 23:17:17 GMT -5
Take over the world muahahaha Nah I would probably convince Bush to step down from office (I mean he's so dumb know that he would be like an infant afterwards) What would you do if you head as backwards?
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 23, 2004 23:42:46 GMT -5
You mean "was" backwards, right? I'd shave the back of my head, grow a fatty beard, and draw a funny face for all to see!
What would you do if an old man stabbed you with a blade-staff?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 24, 2004 17:51:11 GMT -5
I would bleed all over him and as I died fall on him so that he would not be able to get up.
What would you do if someone walked up to you and called you a "Goat blowind dip sh!t." and then proceede to kick you in the nuts and then fart in your face.
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 24, 2004 18:03:43 GMT -5
Probably be very mad. Then I'd steal the old dude's cane (that you died on) and stab the guy. lolz.
What would you do if Shaq came to your house and gave you a million dollars, just because he wanted to?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 24, 2004 18:31:52 GMT -5
I would shake his hand a say Dang you got big feat. And you know what that means. And then after the ackward silence I would shut the door.
What would you do if Jennifer Anistan cam to your house and said "lets make love?"
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 24, 2004 18:37:02 GMT -5
I'd probably wonder where her friend Monica ran off to, then indulge her anyway. lolz. ;D What would you do if suddenly became the international sign-language way of saying "I'm gay and horny?"
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 24, 2004 18:48:59 GMT -5
I would try my best to hate rock music. Very doubtful though
What would you do if you bacame part of a super hero group called the ambiguously gay trio?
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 24, 2004 18:52:31 GMT -5
I would go apesh1t. Then Postal. then... probably to jail. lolz.
What would you do if the FBI showed up at your door and told you that they needed a heart, two kidneys and a liver. Specifically, they needed yours.
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 24, 2004 18:57:40 GMT -5
I would pull my pants down, bend over, and tell them to kiss ny hairy white ass. If they did it then I would give them my vital orgons.
What would you do if a starving little girls who needs those same body parts to live came up to your door and asked you for them. She is also giving you THE LOOK you know what I mean and she has one day to live unless you do it.
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 24, 2004 19:06:35 GMT -5
I'd smile real politely and say: "that sucks."
What would you do if, given you were in the same situation and you responded in the same fashion, she broke into your house and attacked you with a scalpel?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Jul 24, 2004 19:14:21 GMT -5
Geez now your making that sweet little girl go all Pet Cematary on me. I would steal the scalpal and cut her into little peices.
What would you do if I said I was being sucked into e-bays vortex again?
I'm at e-bay and it's so tempting. I'm looking up Hellsing dvd's. And other various anime's. Dang you e-bay your my best friend.
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Post by D341Jerman on Jul 24, 2004 19:18:21 GMT -5
I would probably scream: No! Don't do it! Don't look into the light! and then I'd probably send you a link to www.amazon.com. Shop around! What would you do if you were given a shot at immortality, all you had to do was kill all your friends and relatives?
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