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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 7, 2004 23:34:04 GMT -5
I would be like Ron White (he's a great comedian. If you haven't heard his stuff I highly recomend you do so). He's allways drinking Whisky on stage.
What would you do if Julia Childs became president?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 8, 2004 3:06:45 GMT -5
You mean the old gross chef lady? lolz. I'd probably try to hook her up with Martin Yan. He could be her "monica" What would you do if Led Zepplin came to preform at your house for no apparent reason?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 8, 2004 11:06:18 GMT -5
They would never do that though cause John Bonham is dead and they said they would never play again. Now that I got my serious sides statment out. It's time for the hyperactive little kid. HOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYYY SSSHHHHH!!!!!!TTTTTTT. I would probably piss my pants (ofcourse that would only make me cooler) and then pass out. After that I would have to shake their hands. Then I would probably ask them questions about their music (like which songs they liked the most/ disliked). Then I would ask Jimmy to teach me how to play guitar. I would do more, but this post would be a mile long.
What would you do if Rikku came to your front door and said she wanted to make you a man?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 1:15:55 GMT -5
Me? I'd probably be the happiest man alive, unless that happened to Cobble/Ryan. Then I'd just be the second happiest man alive. Lets just say that she wouldn't leave for a month and when she did, she'd be giggling and walking funny. lolz. What would you do if Maester Seymour came to your door and wanted to "make you a man?"
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 1:42:48 GMT -5
I would say F you (Dang why do I get all the sick ones) and slam the door. If he persisted I would explain to him that I'm not gay. And secondly I'm not a necrofiliac.
What would you do if he came to your door and said that, but didn't take no for an answer?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 1:45:33 GMT -5
I'd fetch my handy BFG, and give him a taste of hot plasma. That'll fix him. What would you do if all the female main characters of FFVII through FFX-2 decided to show up on your doorstep to "make you a man?"
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 2:18:38 GMT -5
I would let them "make me a man" 24/7 for a year. And they wouldn't even be able to walk when I get done with them, but then again neither would I What would you do if a little kid walked up to you and bit you on the butt?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 2:21:48 GMT -5
I'd smash his head on a rock! Bumbawayachula!
What would you do if a long-haul trucker-Hitler on speed with a wide load and fifty-pound boobies proposed to you?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 2:25:10 GMT -5
I'd say "girl you look good when you back that thang up." and hope it creeped her out
What would you a very hairy fat guy proposed to you?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 2:37:43 GMT -5
I'd say yes, then give him Ryan's phone number. Then I'd tell Ryan that I found a girl that looked exactly like rikku, except she had a gross, man voice and give the fat gross dude's phone number to him. It'd be a nasty conversation.
What would you do if you woke up in the morning with cobble laying in bed next to you making one of those horrible faces?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 2:48:01 GMT -5
I would ask him if he brought Rikku with him. Then I would shake his hand and say what a pleasure it is to finally meet him (well I hope I didn't meat him if you know what I'm saying)
What would you do if a girl just pulled her pants down right in front of you and proceeded to pee on your leg?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 2:53:53 GMT -5
I'd probably say something to the degree of "What a b1tch!" lolz...
What would you do if your computer suddenly detonated?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 3:01:55 GMT -5
I'd be pissed cause I wana be the one to destroy this POS.
What would you do if this board dissapeared for no reason?
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Post by D341Jerman on Aug 9, 2004 3:07:07 GMT -5
Probably rip out my hair, scream histerically, and go tumbling headfirst down the nearest staircase. (That's pretty much a summation of what I did when my comp crashed last year and (after losing about 6-months worth of writing work and all of the original copy of FFTuolumne) had to pay $300 to get it running again. Well, except the stairs... and the hair. lolz.
What would you do if it suddenly became "sexy" for women to have long, bushy armpit hair and REALLY furry nipples?
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Post by D341Kenshin on Aug 9, 2004 3:11:47 GMT -5
Well unless that means I will get a girl friend it wont affect me at all.
What would you do if one day your head shrunk down to the size of your fist?
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