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Apr 14, 2005 2:11:40 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Apr 14, 2005 2:11:40 GMT -5
That's really, really cool! ;D "Rent a Dollar and Give back a Hat" -Applebabycan (It's what he told me the last time I called him!)
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Apr 14, 2005 19:41:47 GMT -5
Post by ~[myou]~ on Apr 14, 2005 19:41:47 GMT -5
Some guys in my classroom re-wrote the lyrics to "Santa Claus is coming to town, cant remember exactly but i think it went something like: "You better watch out, you better run off, you better go fly im telling you why, Michael Jackson's coming to town. He rapes you when youre sleeping, also when youre awake, even if youve been bad or good, so whatever anyways. Ohh you better watch out, you better run off, you better go fly im telling you why, Michael Jackson's coming to town"
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May 3, 2005 1:47:25 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on May 3, 2005 1:47:25 GMT -5
Gathering Eddie Izzard quotes for the generator.
You f uck my wife?” “I *am* your wife!” “That doesn’t matter! That doesn’t matter! I say again, you f uck my wife?” “All right, yes, I f ucked your wife. I am your wife, and I f ucked her.” “Dieaaah, gonna – f ucking matches – I can’t get ‘em… I’m going to drive around town and put babies on s pikes.” Nrrrrr… Fupuhhh! Woohhh! Nrrrrr… Buuh… “Ooha ooha ooh.” Nrrrrr… Fuhfuhafuhafuh…
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May 15, 2005 23:13:49 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on May 15, 2005 23:13:49 GMT -5
Well lately I've been playing Lunar 2 Eternal Blue and I have some sexy qoutes for you (after all it's a very manga funny game) Leo-How Strange that Gwyn knows nothing of the destroyer when he has long investigated the Spire. Ruby-No stranger then you being 25 and never having a girlfriend! People are starting to talk. here's a little FF reference Ruby-This is a chocob... er, I mean a Chuckuboo. And it's a big one two! NPC-Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open sewer and die Ronfar-Didn't anyone ever tell you it's not wise to sand between a man and his cheese cake?! MOVE! NPC-People are stupid. It's a fact and it's my motto. NPC-Oppinions are like butts, little girl. Everyones got one, and nobody thinks theres stinks. NPC-The onyl thing I hate more then washing loin cloths are people who speak in cliches Jean-I allready knew men were pigs by the way they allways talk to my chest instead of me. Hiro- Naked--uh, I mean nothing happened at all Ruby NPC-My wife is so ugly that I had to tie a steak around her neck to get our dogs to play with her ;D and lastly for today Ronfar-Beer is magical, Blondie. For example, after a few glasses, I might find you attractive.
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May 23, 2005 11:52:01 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on May 23, 2005 11:52:01 GMT -5
This is the funniest shizat you will ever read I put it here because many of these have excellent chances of entering the qoute generator ;D 20 Ways to maintain a life of healthy insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN". 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. In the memo field of your checks, write "For Sexual Favors." 7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the Prophecy." 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk. 10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 12. Sing along at the opera. 13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood. 16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Hard." 17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won, I Won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!" 19. The minute the elevator doors close, yell, "God, who the hell farted??" Look at people accusingly. 20. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
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May 23, 2005 20:28:29 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on May 23, 2005 20:28:29 GMT -5
Ok, that was awesome! Now I really want to go out and do some of those things, especially the hairdryer and the ATM ones. Here's a quote from the massive database of funny sounds on my comp. "Have you seen it?" "No, but I've looked at it."
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Jun 16, 2005 18:20:29 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Jun 16, 2005 18:20:29 GMT -5
Okay, so my friends and I watched this funky film called "Monster man" the other day-- Here's a quote from a scene where one of the dudes is squished between a rotting body and a car-seat in a station wagon that's been crushed by a monster truck. "I'm a corpse burrito, dude!"
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Jul 5, 2005 14:30:58 GMT -5
Post by ~[myou]~ on Jul 5, 2005 14:30:58 GMT -5
^ Just watched Madagascar, its so Dang funny! In New York Zoo "Alex: Woah look Marty even the star is out! Marty: That's a helicopter." "Maurice: Woah, You're giant! King: Silence Maurice! You've insulted the freaks! where are you from my giant friends? Marty: New York zoo bu... King: All hail the New York Giants!" of course quote aint as funny as when ya actually watch it but still
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Sept 21, 2005 20:37:56 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 21, 2005 20:37:56 GMT -5
I got a kick out of this joke.
"On a scale of 1 to 10, how old is Michael Jackson's boyfriend?"
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Sept 27, 2005 22:12:57 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 27, 2005 22:12:57 GMT -5
Thats haught dude
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Jun 17, 2006 16:36:39 GMT -5
Post by ~[myou]~ on Jun 17, 2006 16:36:39 GMT -5
woahhhhhhh hows it possible last post was last year! i found some awesome quotes while on my non-durkee time lol "Cant dazzle them with brilliance? Baffle them with bull!" "Dont drink & Drive... You might spill your Beer" "Ill be sober tomorrow but youll be ugly the rest of your life" "I didnt lose my mind, i sold it on ebay" my personal favorite "I wonder who was the first person to say :'see that chicken over there? we're gonna eat the first thing that comes out of its ass'" XD c'mon peeps! dont make me waste my Phoenix Downs!
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Jul 3, 2006 15:52:26 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Jul 3, 2006 15:52:26 GMT -5
lolzenhiemer. I like the last one best!
Here's a good two liner I saw:
"F.uck you" "Business before pleasure"
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