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Sept 24, 2004 17:24:12 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 24, 2004 17:24:12 GMT -5
"SO, you think you're big tough men?"
~Kate Winslet (Rose) from Titanic
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Sept 27, 2004 12:54:47 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 27, 2004 12:54:47 GMT -5
The three M's of life. Money, Music, and Mmmmm p.ussy
~a friend of mine (he probably got it from someone else though)
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Sept 27, 2004 16:28:23 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 27, 2004 16:28:23 GMT -5
Tom Tom(girl)~ "Aw you lost all your baby fat."
Matt~ "I could hardly recognize you, did you get a nose job?"
-13 Going on 30
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Sept 27, 2004 21:56:55 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 27, 2004 21:56:55 GMT -5
Here's a good pick up line for us guys. "You know your pretty hot for a fat chick."
Oh and here's one I heard on the radio (it was a beer comercial) Girl-"Excuse me sir." Boy-"yes whats wrong?" Girl-"You were stairing at my thong." Boy-"Yes, yes I was. You see it reminded me of a leash." Girl-*in a distraught voice*"What?" Boy-"For my dog. The por three leged little guy." Girl-"Ahww." Boy-"Yeah I rescued him during a flood."
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Sept 27, 2004 22:05:23 GMT -5
Post by D341DRCelery on Sept 27, 2004 22:05:23 GMT -5
You will not make this putt You Jackass!
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Oct 3, 2004 2:38:05 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Oct 3, 2004 2:38:05 GMT -5
"Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day; Start a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life." -Anonymous.
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Oct 24, 2004 15:14:16 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Oct 24, 2004 15:14:16 GMT -5
I got some haught qoutes this time ;D "I'm Russ and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and tolstoy. Look, I'm a mature person, and your a mature person. So why don't we skip all the bullsh!t... Get rid of our inhibitions... and do what we really want to do."~Russ (from Once Bitten) "Mark doesn't want you, because you're mean and evil. He wants me, because I'm nice and sweet and pure. SO FU*K OFF!" Robin (from Once Bitten) Mark-"Are you a prostitiute?" Countess-"I'm whatever you want me to be." Mark-"Good cause I only have 5 dollars." (Once Bitten) ^That movie is so great Amy-"I just have so much respect for people in your line of work." Robert-"Eh, It's just hours of boredom interrupted by moments of unbelievable horror." (Roberts outlook on being a police officer)~Everybody Loves Raymond "You will allways possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others."~my fortune cookie from last nights Chinese (aint it so true ;D)
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Nov 12, 2004 23:10:21 GMT -5
Post by ~[myou]~ on Nov 12, 2004 23:10:21 GMT -5
Here are some George Bush quotes a friend sent me, OMG his ignorance amazes me !! "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." "One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'." "I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." "The future will be better tomorrow." "We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." "Public speaking is very easy." "A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." "We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." "For NASA, space is still a high priority." "Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
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Nov 15, 2004 9:11:30 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Nov 15, 2004 9:11:30 GMT -5
^his stupidity amazes us all "Did you see the badge? N-Y-P-D. That means I will Nock Your Punk-a*s Down." ~Will Smith (Men In Black)
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Nov 15, 2004 11:14:36 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Nov 15, 2004 11:14:36 GMT -5
Those are HAUGHT, Black.
Sacred cows make the best hamburger. -- Mark Twain
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Nov 16, 2004 2:02:53 GMT -5
Post by ~[myou]~ on Nov 16, 2004 2:02:53 GMT -5
Dang, I just do not understand how he got reelected!! Is US on the Jamie Kennedy Experiment or what?? (that somehow sounded funnier on my mind than when I wrote it -_-) "Here are Two words that'll open up a lot of doors for you: -Push- and -Pull-" -anonymous- " * Big sneeze* Sorry, I'm alergic to Bull sh!t" -Will Smith, I Robot-
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Dec 2, 2004 11:10:03 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Dec 2, 2004 11:10:03 GMT -5
You know the day destroys the night. Night divides the day. Try to run, try to hide, break on through to the other side~Jim Morison (The Doors)
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Dec 2, 2004 20:25:50 GMT -5
Post by SerasVictoria on Dec 2, 2004 20:25:50 GMT -5
We're creatures of the underworld, we can't afford to love. -Harry Ziedler in Moulin Rouge
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Dec 2, 2004 21:35:20 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Dec 2, 2004 21:35:20 GMT -5
^OMG this may sound g.ay, but I heart that movie so much Here's some Elf qoutes for you "Paul don't tell him what you want, he's a liar." "You disgust me how can you live with yourself." "You sit on a throne of lies." "Your a fake." *sniff sniff sniff*"You stink, you smell like beef and cheese you don't smell like santa." ~Buddy talking to the mall Santa Jovie~Hey you Buddy~Me? Jovie~Come're I wana talk to you. Buddy What do you want to talk to me about Jovie~How come you were in the womans locker room this morning Buddy~I heard you singing Jovie~You sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower (OMG she's so hot ) Buddy~I didn't know you were naked <in a mildly sarcastic voice
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Dec 8, 2004 0:00:37 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Dec 8, 2004 0:00:37 GMT -5
"All I'm saying is if we're gonna coorperate with one of them, it might as well be that hot chick over there."~Cliff (Star Ocean 3*whispering to Fayt*) "I should thank you or calling me 'hot', though 'chick' I can live without."Nel (Star Ocean 3 *listening in on Cliffs conversation with Fayt*)
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