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Aug 28, 2004 22:17:26 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Aug 28, 2004 22:17:26 GMT -5
Okay, even though I have a definite feeling of Deja Vu (but I checked back through, so I don't really know why.) I thought I would post this funny one from Spinney. It's a personal Ad mad lib thing. (edited to pass the filter.)
Single Dumpy male, 38' tall, 47 lbs, in search of single/divorced purple female. I like to eat, take long midgets by the firehose, or just fart with a good underwear. If you enjoy f ucking, waxing or going out for stripper, then this could be the car you're looking for.
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Sept 2, 2004 20:19:14 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 2, 2004 20:19:14 GMT -5
Like butterscotch chicken, it isn’t as delicious as some other fare, but it’s still pretty sweet.~Joe of the Gameinformer Staff (statement in his overall rating of SO3)
So bad that I would rather listen to Kenny G. Well, maybe not Kenny G…but you get the point!~Reiner of the Gameinformer Staff (Coment on SO3's music)
It got an 8.25 out of 10 though and the bigest gripe was the music. I'm really looking forward to playing it night and day, none stop
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Sept 3, 2004 0:48:27 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 3, 2004 0:48:27 GMT -5
"Go Kenshin go!" *sings inspector gadget theme* "Go Kenshin go! Dundadundadun Kenshin Himura, dundadundadun-dun dah hoo hoo!"
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Sept 3, 2004 8:55:50 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 3, 2004 8:55:50 GMT -5
^Now that a sexy qoute It recieved a 4.25/5 from Gamepro. It's getting great ratings and it's battle system is being hailed as one of the best ;D "Sweet things are made of these. Who am I to disagree."~that weird chick. I think her last name is Lenix. Oooh ooh I just had a stroke of genious. This song will be to the toon of Captain Planet "Doctor V.agina, he's a hero. Gonna take herpies down to zero."
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Sept 3, 2004 11:00:16 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 3, 2004 11:00:16 GMT -5
*SiCk!* lolz! *Shoots people with anti-herpes cream* Eat that! SO3 sounds like a KA Game! *stabs self in foot for having no money right now*
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Sept 3, 2004 11:51:12 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 3, 2004 11:51:12 GMT -5
Allright. It's now time to tell my story about Dragonball GT Final Bout. I bought the japanese version and a converter (cause the US version is ultra rare and costs like $100 at the cheapest) and then the paralel port on my Playstation blew so I couldn't play it. Almost everyone I know has heard this story. I was pissed. For years I contemplated buying the US version off ebay, but since atari took over I had allways hoped they would re-release it. Well guess wht they re-released it the same freacking day SO3 was released. And my mom allready has my cash to buy SO3. I'm so frustrated. I don't have much money left, but this game has alluded me for years so should I buy it with the little amount I have left?
Oh yeah I need a qoute "The boogie man is just something made up to scare little children, just like Michael Jackson."~Bart from the Simpsons
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Sept 3, 2004 11:59:38 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 3, 2004 11:59:38 GMT -5
I dunno, do you really want it? I mean, 'cause if you really want it, you might as well go for it.
"IRA GDI KEY-DA-KEY GO FOR IT PLAY IT SAFE IRA" -Spencer
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Sept 3, 2004 12:07:11 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 3, 2004 12:07:11 GMT -5
Well in order to solve this prob I think I will look at screens and read reviews on the net for about an hour They need to make a Hellsing game ;D "Time can either be your friend or your worst enemy."
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Sept 4, 2004 20:06:09 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 4, 2004 20:06:09 GMT -5
"I say love your enemies. For if you only love those who love you... what reward is that?" "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do." -Jesus
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Sept 7, 2004 20:13:00 GMT -5
Post by D341Kenshin on Sept 7, 2004 20:13:00 GMT -5
"We are not like God. Not only do we have limited powers, but we are sometimes driven to become the devil himself."~Nicholas D. Wolfwood (Trigun)
"There laxative free. Melts in your mouth not in your pants."~Nelson (Simpsons)
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Sept 8, 2004 21:06:39 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 8, 2004 21:06:39 GMT -5
"Like, I'm so not in love with you anymore Tommy." -Julie from Valley Girl (1982?)
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Sept 8, 2004 23:24:16 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 8, 2004 23:24:16 GMT -5
This one's funny! "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943
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Sept 14, 2004 23:01:01 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 14, 2004 23:01:01 GMT -5
Sorry, I didn't laugh. "I blessed the rains down in Africa." -Toto
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Sept 14, 2004 23:50:46 GMT -5
Post by D341Jerman on Sept 14, 2004 23:50:46 GMT -5
Toto did the music for the original Dune movie. Rock on! "F uck, Sh1t" -Pip Bernadette, Hellsing Manga
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Sept 15, 2004 1:04:28 GMT -5
Post by D341Minmai on Sept 15, 2004 1:04:28 GMT -5
"Love is not a victory march; it's a cold and broken Helleluja... Remember when I moved in you, the holy dark was moving too, and every breath we drew was Helleluja... Maybe there's a God above and all I ever learned from Love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you. It's not a cry you can hear at night, it's not somebody whose seen the light; it's a cold and broken Helleluja..."
~(Excerpt) Rufus Wainwright "Halleluja" (Shrek Soundtrack) I love this song!
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