Utherworld Snippet

[D341Jerman]

lolz. I was reading through Utherworld's threads again, and just had to save this bit.


AV: *Runs up to the nearest person, shakes their hand and immediately states: "I once drove a dunebuggy."

Kenshin: *walks over to AV to congratulate him by shaking his other hand*
"Ewhh whats that on your hand"

AV: *looks at hand for a moment*
Smiles.
"Oh that, that's Daveed's fault."

CloudStrife: that sounds sick lol

Kenshin: *shakes Clouds hand* "Ewhh Daveed got you to"
Once again I forgot to log in so I appear as a guest. i really wish there were a way to get kicked off by dial up and still be loged in

AV: Oh, that's Daveed too. He likes to go to people's ISP's and unplug things at crucial moments.

Kenshin: Well can you tell him to stop cause he's pissin me off. Your the only one he listens to.

AV: Daveed doesn't listen to me.
*Turns into ZOD*
DAVEED LISTENS TO NO ONE! DO YOU HEAR!? DAVEED! DAVEED!!! COME TO ME DAVEED! I DEFY YOU! COME! COME AND KNEEL BEFORE ZOD! ZOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Immediately dies*

Kenshin: *pretends to be Daveed*
"ZOD"
"I am your father"

AV: *Insert sound effects*
khhhhhh kah, khhhhhhh kah. "Never underestimate the power of the dark side."
*Does a backflip*
"Impressive"
*Does a triple 360 backflip*
"Most impressive."

Kenshin: "I see your Swartz is as big as mine"

AV: "You can't make me eat. I don't understand Rhombus."

Kenshin: No, but Daveed can

AV: Only if I refuse. Everything that goes wrong is, of course, the fault of Daveed. Therefore, if I refuse to eat long enough, Daveed will eventually find someway to make me mess up and eat something.
*Chokes as Daveed shoots an M&M down my throat with a slingshot*

Kenshin: I'm starting to thonk theres no way to beat Daveed

AV: Why do you think they call him "The amazing, unbeatable evil that is Daveed?" He really had to earn that nickname.
*House falls down & clothing suddenly combusts.*
"$@#*!"

...it's all the fault of Daveed...

Kenshin: Oh so it happende to you also

AV: That's the power of Daveed for you!
*World explodes*

[D341Kenshin]

*nods*
Good times, good times. Utherworld will be missed.

[D341Jerman]

Yeah, I figured, better save these conversations before they're gone forever. It's a good thing to look back on and laugh.

[D341Kenshin]

Here's the infamous 3 word topic back when it was popular. This was perhaps some of our greatest work

Trolley:ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Gaurd!an:Huge earth-quakes
(Trolly_Guy its a three word story, if you don't know whats happening, don't bother repling)

Raz:all around the

PX:world of utherworld.

Atlas:burned in dispair

Raz:and distructive nature

Trolley:cried out HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trolley:and bums came

Jinxd:to find sausage

Kenshin:and eat it

AV:with mustard juice

Kenshin:and heins ketchup

AV:from salt mines

Kenshin:With a shovle

PX:made of wood

Kenshin:From tooth picks

PX:Glue together with

Kenshin:Repulsive back hair

AV:and rotten cheese

Kenshin:from bazards underwear
(yes AV the same pair you put in Glyphs face)

AV:in mustard mines
(No, mustard does not come from mines, contrary to popular belief)

Kenshin:in the Sahara

AV:But midget grandmothers

Kenshin:stopped the excavation

AV:By flashing workers

Kenshin:with their Boobies
"Eewwhhh" *shudders and proceeds to hurl*

AV:Which Kenshin loved
(JK! OMG DON'T KILL ME)

<----- Is slashed in half with a katana

Kenshin:Got that right
(hey that was still only 3 words, sweet I'm on a roll)

AV:mountains of fuzz
(Kondomkonig von der berg)

Kenshin:on their croches
(I think it's starting to get a little dirty now)

AV:(I can fix that)

But flamethrower infantry

Kenshin:Burned it off

AV:And incinerated them

Kenshin:Beyond all recognition

AV:Which was awesome

Kenshin:yes it was

AV:really quite awesome

Kenshin:Then they died
(but ofcourse they were burned to death)

AV:a fiery death
(oh, but of course.)

Kenshin:along came firefighters

AV:who suddenly exploded

Kenshin:because it's hot
(there in the frickin Sahara for crying out loud)

AV:*turns into beavis*

With lotsa fire!

Kenshin:*turns into butt-head*

Hyahya ya fire

*continues grunting and laughing*
"boing"

AV:And burning death!

(And actually, it's pronounced: "Boyoyoyoing" followed soon there after by a "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh, I think I just figured something out." lolz...)

Kenshin:*still butt-head*

I just scored

(good point the boing was always dramn out)

AV:*Still beavis*

No! I did!

(The boing was prosauce.)

Kenshin:*still butt-head*

shut up idiot

(hands him pills and he begins to become cornholio)

AV:I NEED TP!!!

(I am the great cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole! Crappichino! heh heh yeah, that's pretty cool. heh heh PICATTA! ARE YOU THREATENING ME!?)

Kenshin:it began raining...

(I think I just shat myself with laughter)

AV:(Shat? lolz. The past tense of *ahem* "Bowel movement"?)

Burning acid rain

Kenshin:that melts flesh

AV:leaving nasty craters

Kenshin:In Cornholios face
*wait those are zits my bad*

Trolley:where it begins

Kenshin:and also ends

AV:with a whimper

Kenshin:because he just

AV:ate a whistle

Kenshin:because he's dumb

I would put more, but I got sick of cutting and pasting

[D341Jerman]

That's okay, it's still really fu*king funny. We should start a three-word in the word games!

*rushes off*